Oshama--WOW

*Easily removes Currency, 401-K cash, Dividends AND Bonuses from your portfolio!

*Washes, dries, and bilks any citizen (regardless of income level)

*Won’t scratch any politician

*Thug/Machine-politics launderable

*Lasts for generations (the damage, that is)

*Same Warranty as your new automobile!

But WAIT…

...order NOW & we’ll Trillionize your order by simply printing mo’ money
(no real rush, though, we can do that 24/7)

PLUS a free copy of our newly restructured, Global-Ready [U.S.] Constitution (with the latest Sharia-law Amendments)...completely revamped & “modernized” for “such a time as this”